Hungry Panda

Big Ugly Yoda Ball

Got no better thing to do, I played with my “Magic 8 Ball” (or in my case its “Yoda Ball”, because it’s actually the figurine of Master Yoda from Star-Wars), you know, a thing which have answer for everything if you shake it while asking it your question.

Here are my questions…

Q1. Will I have a boyfriend this year?

A1. No

(geez! it’s too honest. and too painful TT.TT)

Q2. Will I have a boyfriend… soon?

A2. Hard to see

(stupid Yoda. you supposed to know everything)

Q3. Will I marry someone I love?

A3. Be wary

(be wary?!)

Q4. Will I get married…. at all?

A4. NO

(…………………show me the nearest way to church, I wanna apply as nun)

Due to those heartbreaking answers, I’m telling myself this is a silly toy… yet can’t help but testing it’s accuracy. So I asked him a last question to make sure this ball is indeed stupid and useless… A question with an obvious answer (the answer is “Yes”).

Q5. Will I have an “Introduction to International Relations” class tomorrow?

A5. It will be

(!!!)

This thing is eerily accurate. Good bye. I just lost my will to live.